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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

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[cacotopia]

Prove it.

[hislittleflower]

Prove it isn't.

[cacotopia]

I said it first. Poser.

[hislittleflower]

Conjecture, your honour. The honourable gentleman is muddying the issue at hand - which is, he can't disprove it.

[cacotopia]

Wow, she called me honorable just now. That's how you know she isn't fit for the job.

[hislittleflower]

Lock me away and throw away the key. I'm clearly mad as a box of frogs.

[cacotopia]

Will do! You should suck my dick first, though.

[hislittleflower]

[ It's on the tip of her tongue to tell him that, no, locking her up would actually send her into a meltdown. But self-preservation tells her not to highlight her weaknesses and trauma. Wow! She's fianally learning common sense! ]

I guess so. Where are you?

[cacotopia]

Library. [ Immediately — ] You're not sucking my dick here. Where are you?

[hislittleflower]

What do you have against people fucking in the library? It's weird.

Yen's cottage. We're not doing it here either. I won't fuck people in her bed.

[cacotopia]

People with a hard-on for books are weird.

Sooo where are we fucking, exactly?

[hislittleflower]

Some people get turned on by fucking in places they shouldn't. You do realise you make it more fun by telling people not to, right?

I thought I was blowing you?

Boarding House?

[cacotopia]

It's not fun for them when I catch them. [ Mr. Yeet right here. ]

Boarding house's fine. Just a blow-and-run then?

[hislittleflower]

Fine. Don't tell me why then. I'll find out eventually. I always do.

I mean...can you fuck after you cum? I thought men were good for one only?

[cacotopia]

[ I am no man etc ]

I can do it as many times as I want. [ A great party trick for the Duchess's birthday. ] We can test it.

[hislittleflower]

Have you always been able to go as many times as you want?

How d'you know when you're done?

Don't it hurt?

cw: description of gore/murder attempt

[cacotopia]

For as long as I remember. When I get bored. I literally had my throat slashed open last month; I don't really give a fuck about pain.

[hislittleflower]

Oh shit. I didn't realise you got murdered. Are you okay?

[cacotopia]

Do I sound not okay?

[ ..,,. about the murder, anyway. ]

[hislittleflower]

...thaaaat sounds like a trick question.

Most people aren't okay after being murdered. Fucked me up the first time.

[cacotopia]

Oh. Well, I lost count a few years ago, so. Eh.

[hislittleflower]

Oh. Sad. [ :( ]

Okay, well, meet you in the common room.

cw: cannibalism

[cacotopia]

It's actually pretty cool. [ A lot of those killers had to be eaten afterwards, but hey — at least that doesn't have to happen here! ] See ya there.

[hislittleflower]

[ And Peony will be there, sat on one of the tables and idly chattering to some of the other residents, swinging her legs off the edge. If she manages to spot Petre before he spots her, she'll shoo them away and go to greet him. ]

[cacotopia]

[ this way! ]