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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

MESSAGES | BOOTY CALLS
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— text, couple days later.

[medals]

hi.

err. sorry for the other day. that must have been a little intense and insane.

[cacotopia]

[ o lawd ]

ok before i give my honest answer

do you want to beat me up after what happened

text, 30/12.

[medals]

[so she's a little drunk.]

you ever been in love?

[cacotopia]

[ o lawd ]

yes
with myself
it's great

1/?? while screaming, crying is occuring

[dezza]

If I die here or whatever.

Make sure you blast a nasty as fuck guitar solo in everyone's head to announce it.

2/ ??

[dezza]

OH - MAKE SURE MY SKULL LOOKS COOL WHEN YOU SHOW IT OFF.

I want some half naked babes to hold it in their tits, or on some hot dude's abs. Classy shit, I'm the fucking Junker Queen, no cheap shit.

text, 26/1

[medals]

can i ask u something vaguely personal

[cacotopia]

1 condition

text.

[lascivient]

why is your impudent lady friend checking up on me

[cacotopia]

[ bestieeeee ]

you'll have to be more specific

i'm very popular with impudent ladies

text, the 15TH.

[medals]

morning, cunt ♥
sleeping well? having a GREAT week?

[cacotopia]

[ Dead eyes isn't enough to describe it. More like decomposed, reduced to dust, found centuries later mixed with dirt-eyes for this bitch. ]

What, you can't even come up with your own pet names?
Speaking of pets, how's that tongue

[ Haha, get it, because it was forked!!! So funny ]

I'm calling you a fucking snake btw ♥

text; from: 💜💀💋

[hackeo]

ugh gdit she figured out the laundry's free 😩
anyway why'd u try to eat ur friend

[cacotopia]

well shit, what am i gonna have all this blood and jizz on my clothes for now

1. not my friend
2. didn't try to eat her
3. she was running her mouth too fucking much so i might as well rip that tongue out

didn't work out but she's obsessed with me so i win

[dezza]

Chatted to that Jem Sheila, said you back off, she'd back off.

There a reason you tryin' to kill her?

misogyny

[cacotopia]

lmao
what's australian for she's a lying cunt who thinks you're fucking stupid?

wasn't trying to KILL HER kill her, just wanted to rip her tongue out
tempted to change my stance on that though

[ And then a pause. Hrrghhh. Sombra already asked him the same, chances are Jem's been sharing it to other people as well. ]

did I ever tell you how I got to be so hot
(like literally but also in a sexy way)

voice (feb 20th, in the evening);

[poorlittlesange]

[he's having A Day, and that doesn't even include the constant low-grade dread he's been experiencing while shadowing Mateus at the moot hall. nope, most of his current stress has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with the date. and this conversation.

he needs a distraction, and he's run out of work to do. so, polite and amiable as can be:]

Petre-gongzi? I wonder whether you are available for that drink this evening. [a pause. then, a little chagrined,] My apologies, I realize this is short notice.

[cacotopia]

Jin-gongzi, my man! Fuck yeah I'm available. Are we just doing a civilized couple of drinks of going for a total black out?

>:|

[lascivient]

do you recall when i mentioned i could never harbor resentment towards you?

I LIED

[cacotopia]

i can't imagine why??

text.

[medals]

i have 2 questions then i’ll leave you alone


when did you get here again?

[cacotopia]

[ sus ]

dec

late, after the house diagram explosion

[lascivient]

do you want to get three sheets to the wind and fuck my brains out

i'm already well into my cups so you'll need to catch up

[cacotopia]

[ He imagined something like this would be inevitable. Then Petre imagined Aegon going to someone else, though he couldn't say who, and pretended that it wouldn't get under his skin.

When the message finally comes, the short spike of adrenaline turns into relief. ]

not a problem
your place or mine?

text | may 1 evening

[erosive]

Your play was ridiculous. It made no sense at all.

[ (If it made no sense, why did you laugh???)



Why is Zoya even bothering with Petre? One could almost say she considers him a friend—and she apparently needs one right now. ]

[cacotopia]

Aw thanks!

Text

[princess_of_ida]

Hey, I've been meaning to ask, what's with the prayer shit?

[cacotopia]

ughhh

why are you gonna use it when you get annoyed with me too

back on the 11th

[lascivient]

you and wesley are brothers huh

[cacotopia]

[ dsdhga ]

hi

he said that huh

[ Petre fucking knows he said it. ]

i'd tell you it's complicated but i don't want to die of cringe

( voice )

[bloodflows]

anyone kill you yet?

i want the other sock off your corpse

[cacotopia]

come and get it then

[ is that answer enough ]

may 16

[erosive]

[ Today has blessed her with one of the biggest migraines known to the Saints, and Petre yelling about a fucking yeti is doing her no favours in trying to discern just where Wesley is being kept and whether it's in his best interests he find him. (Of course, it is; she'll go find him. Zoya is a good person.) ]

Can you please calm the fuck down?

[ This is as nice as she will be. 😌 ]

text because his mind is too erratic to sound clear

[cacotopia]

they're saying he's dead
he's not
he's not dead

text (cw: cannibalism)

[princess_of_ida]

Do you prefer it raw or cooked?

[cacotopia]

what are we talking about again?

[sunmon]

Would you consider yourself a horrible person?

[cacotopia]

pretty much!
what's up?

[boneblood]

I'm still trying to figure out what it's like to think for myself. Feel for myself.
We know this. We know why. You know why?

But is it not okay to be angry over something that angered you?
I'm angry.
But I'm being told to hold off for the greater good. To curb those feelings.
Which I understand in a way but right now...

Right now I just want to be angry, Petre.
This feels unfair.

[cacotopia]

then be angry
you don't have to hold off with me

voice;

[hislittleflower]

Hi, you know how you love me?

I need to suck your dick for science and you can't be weird about it.

[cacotopia]

You know you're making it weird by telling me to not make it weird, right.

[ Pause. ]

Just kidding. What do you mean, for science?

voice,

[rehandle]

Who are you to Aegon Targaryen?

[cacotopia]

[ Chirpy: ]

Petre Dodrescu!

[ ... ]

Actually, I'm not sure he knows my last name.

text

[medals]

was your sister funny?

[cacotopia]

[ new phone who dis ]

i mean
in her own way
she doesn't say dumb shit like i do if that's what you're wondering

she's more the too cool for your bullshit and will make fun of you without you realizing it kind

[ ........... ]

why?

( voice )

[boneblood]

[They're in a good place. Would be a shame to rock the boat.]

I want something.

text

[cacotopia]

yeah?

idk when this happened time is an illusion

[lascivient]

[ Hope Petre wasn't busy, because he's getting a front row seat to this disaster from Aegon's point of view. Petre isn't privy to what they're talking about just yet, however. ]

I currently possess something of yours I'd like to get to know a bit better. Any suggestions?

timelines are for nerds

[cacotopia]

[ Had he heard Aegon's voice first, Petre would've welcomed him with a smile on his side of the connection. Instead it's the image of Wesley's ear and neck so close that opens the conversation, the wall in front of them squeezing him between it and Aegon. It's so unexpected that it takes Petre a while to understand what he's looking at. Passersby will stare at him suddenly standing still in the middle of the street, brows pressed together, wondering many things — namely what the fuck could have caused Wesley to make such a threat.

There's some uncertainty in his tone, walking again. He'd been on his way to the bakery, and maybe he'll still go there. He might change his mind. ]

Sure. If you tell me why I wasn't invited.