[ By which she means: ugh fine, she'll track them all down herself and keep an eye on them because she's a paranoid, info hoarding, blackmailing little freak. ]
tell me about ur monster side tho is he spooky cute? full of teeth and eyes?? does he like belly rubs???
funny you should ask! i do indeed get full of teeth which includes said belly so i wouldn't go for the rubbing part maybe my face does something fucking epic unfortunately it also hurts like a motherfucker
fuckable enough for someone to have done i guess i was pretty fucking pissed off though might wanna find an alternative for that you're too hot to make me angry
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she shouldn't bother, jem is just gonna go crying to her boyfriends again
i can't handle that kind of cringe it's too muchhhh
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anything for my favorite lil cumslut
it's ok i thiiiink it's a whole, u know
punch if provoked sort of thing so dw she's not on the hunt
who're the bfs
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they're all bootleg fuckboys [ As opposed to Petre, the premium fuckboy ] so look out for those
so anyway i found out what my monster is!
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[ By which she means: ugh fine, she'll track them all down herself and keep an eye on them because she's a paranoid, info hoarding, blackmailing little freak. ]
tell me about ur monster side tho
is he spooky cute? full of teeth and eyes?? does he like belly rubs???
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which includes said belly so i wouldn't go for the rubbing part maybe
my face does something fucking epic
unfortunately it also hurts like a motherfucker
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i'd ask u to show me sometime but i also like having all my limbs attached and, u know, being alive
[ But, a little more seriously... ]
how are you feeling now though, amigo?
still sore?
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All good
A brave soul decided to get me off there and then
Fucked up my clothes though
AGAIN
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maybe it'll go better if i'm in my monstersona too
monster playdate
haha
how fuckable is ur teeth form anyway
dw cariΓ±o i'll get u new clothes
parting gift of the laundry con π
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i was pretty fucking pissed off though
might wanna find an alternative for that
you're too hot to make me angry