There's a pause. Here he goes — projects the explanation to Sombra too if she's around to hear it, but if she doesn't he can just repeat the whole thing over. It's not big deal. (It is.) ]
I used to be human. Got remade by someone that serves the goddess Ihutne. You know how every god has their own thing? Her whole deal's the underworld, fire and all that shit.
Whatever Ihutne did in the past pissed off every other god, idk what they did but being around them fucks me up. So do places where people go to pray. So do their fucking prayers.
Turns out Jem knew another me from her world who was also weak against that shit! So she's been using it against me.
Like every fucking time she chases me down then word vomits the bible or whatever at me and my insides come spilling out of my fucking mouth, then she wants to make herself the victim
So anyway the last time she did that I chased her down to send a message
I think I'm gonna have to do it again tho, she tried to go villain monologue on me earlier
[ Odessa reminds him of Vaerqui, sometimes. There's something essential missing between him and the woman capable of kicking his ass here, though — Odessa doesn't. She hasn't broken any of his bones when he fucked up, hasn't fucked him up mentally then turned around and said she was making him better for it. Petre accepts Vaerqui, he loves her, and is practically more dedicated to her than to Ihutne. Having been this long without his creator, though, that absence has been slowly occupied by a couple of someones who aren't a bad replacement at all.
(Temporary, he reassures himself. No one could ever truly replace Vaerqui.)
Well. Odessa and Sombra still beat him up sometimes, but because he asks them to. Insert dreamy sigh here. ]
[ She's around, fluttering about in the background somewhere near Odessa anyway. But she stops when he starts, taking in the message, frowning more and more as she goes. ]
wow what a bitch but dw cariño me & reina are better bitches u come to me if she tries anything again, got it?
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what's australian for she's a lying cunt who thinks you're fucking stupid?
wasn't trying to KILL HER kill her, just wanted to rip her tongue out
tempted to change my stance on that though
[ And then a pause. Hrrghhh. Sombra already asked him the same, chances are Jem's been sharing it to other people as well. ]
did I ever tell you how I got to be so hot
(like literally but also in a sexy way)
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Ya didn't, but figured ya would when ya wanna let me know what that fire deal is.
It's sexy too, btw.
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There's a pause. Here he goes — projects the explanation to Sombra too if she's around to hear it, but if she doesn't he can just repeat the whole thing over. It's not big deal. (It is.) ]
I used to be human. Got remade by someone that serves the goddess Ihutne. You know how every god has their own thing? Her whole deal's the underworld, fire and all that shit.
Whatever Ihutne did in the past pissed off every other god, idk what they did but being around them fucks me up. So do places where people go to pray. So do their fucking prayers.
Turns out Jem knew another me from her world who was also weak against that shit! So she's been using it against me.
Like every fucking time she chases me down then word vomits the bible or whatever at me and my insides come spilling out of my fucking mouth, then she wants to make herself the victim
So anyway the last time she did that I chased her down to send a message
I think I'm gonna have to do it again tho, she tried to go villain monologue on me earlier
A carrot is more intimidating than she is
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[ WHAT DID HE JUST SAY, ODESSA. ]
Fuck me, that's going to be hard to change. What the fuck kinda curse is that?!
Well good thing only God I got is buckshot and grog.
Right. Thought it was some kind of kink you two had, so I told her I'd keep you away if she stays away too.
But this gets worse? You let me know. Don't care about getting my hands dirty for one of my own.
cw: abusive relationship, torture
(Temporary, he reassures himself. No one could ever truly replace Vaerqui.)
Well. Odessa and Sombra still beat him up sometimes, but because he asks them to. Insert dreamy sigh here. ]
Appreciate it, Dez
I can handle it
[ In other news— ]
Heard Sombra's laundry con was busted
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[ FRIENDSHIP. ]
I KNEW YOU WERE IN ON IT TOO.
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I sure hope I don't get punished!!
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do i let sombra know or do we make it a surprise
wait we should lure her with something
not that I'm looking forward to it
:(
;)
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wow what a bitch
but dw cariño me & reina are better bitches
u come to me if she tries anything again, got it?
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[ b-baka ]
for the record
you're my favorite bitches