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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

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I didn't see you at the banquet. Is it because there was no pizza?

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oh
no i was just fucking wasted
why?
did you miss meee

[erosive]

Would you believe me if I said I did?

[cacotopia]

[ ... frysquint.gif ]

of course i would
im very missable

[erosive]

You're like a flea.

[ Rather than beat around the bush like a fly, she's just going to come out and say it - ]

Do you want to get drunk?

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all the ways i could finish that joke are way too dangerous but ill take it

sure

what's the occasion

[erosive]

[ We love a man who actually has self-preservation. ]

There are too many stupid men in this town, and you're the least stupid of them all. I think that's a good reason, don't you?

[cacotopia]

ok

what was in everyone's drinks this weekend

you're like the second person to say nice things about me

[erosive]

Did you want to get drunk or not?

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verily i do

[erosive]

Where are you?

If you're in a gutter, remove yourself from it.

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excuse me ma'am that is my ROOM youre talking about

[erosive]

Don't call me ma'am and don't make me ask again.

[cacotopia]

sounds like a threat

is that a sexy threat

[erosive]

[ Saints have mercy on her sanity. ]

Wouldn't you prefer to find out for yourself?

[ drop your pin ffs ]

[cacotopia]

you got me there

in my room
where do you want me then

[erosive]

Now.

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yes not-ma'am

[ He's pushing his luck. Or just hoping to get his ass kicked. ]

🎀

[erosive]

[ She's going to kill him, isn't she? ]