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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

MESSAGES | BOOTY CALLS
ETCETERA

[Huh. Ianthe decided to keep going then. Just in case.]

Let the whole of everywhere entrust themselves to him. Let those across the river pledge beyond the tomb to the adept divine, the first among necromancers. Thanks be to the Ninefold Resurrection. Thanks be to the Lyctor divinely ordained. He is Emperor and he became God: he is God, and he became Emperor.

[ There's no more visuals are she continues. Seconds after she's done comes another text. ]

no cock ring for me I guess

[Huh. Now there's some food for thought.]

I'll still make you one if you want it. What Earth year are you from?

nah I'll earn it some other way 2023

I'm from more than ten thousand years in your future. That's probably why my Lord's prayer doesn't work on you.

guess so so the guy's a baby god?

He's been one for ten thousand years. I hardly think that's a baby.

depends on the pantheon i guess

We have no other gods. It's just him.

that's rough soooo about the devout thing what's the story behind that

[ what's the tea behind serving a God when that's the case ]

How is it possible to be devout when you've studied their great works, how they came to be, and aspire to possess their power? I earned my place as one of his lyctors. My god doesn't require my worship, just my loyalty.

nice. what are you gonna do with his power then

Fix his mistakes.

name one

Eliminating the hungry, vengeful cosmic horrors called Resurrection Beasts he accidentally created during the Great Resurrection and then let run amok for a myriad, consuming any living planet they come across to increase their mass and power. Nevermind that they continually hunt me for merely existing.

Edited 2024-05-12 15:47 (UTC)

[ Okay, way more than one. ]

"accidentally" my ass

I don't think he intentionally created them as they hunt him too, and her was a baby God then, but they are a direct result of his actions. Just imagine wounds festing for ten thousand years. Spreading and growing but not dying.