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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

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[hislittleflower]

Hey. How dare you. It is all about me.

[cacotopia]

[ In a crescendo, ] Nooo, it's all about me.

[hislittleflower]

Nope. Nu-uh. No, it isn't.

[cacotopia]

Prove it.

[hislittleflower]

Prove it isn't.

[cacotopia]

I said it first. Poser.

[hislittleflower]

Conjecture, your honour. The honourable gentleman is muddying the issue at hand - which is, he can't disprove it.

[cacotopia]

Wow, she called me honorable just now. That's how you know she isn't fit for the job.

[hislittleflower]

Lock me away and throw away the key. I'm clearly mad as a box of frogs.

[cacotopia]

Will do! You should suck my dick first, though.

[hislittleflower]

[ It's on the tip of her tongue to tell him that, no, locking her up would actually send her into a meltdown. But self-preservation tells her not to highlight her weaknesses and trauma. Wow! She's fianally learning common sense! ]

I guess so. Where are you?

[cacotopia]

Library. [ Immediately — ] You're not sucking my dick here. Where are you?

[hislittleflower]

What do you have against people fucking in the library? It's weird.

Yen's cottage. We're not doing it here either. I won't fuck people in her bed.

[cacotopia]

People with a hard-on for books are weird.

Sooo where are we fucking, exactly?

[hislittleflower]

Some people get turned on by fucking in places they shouldn't. You do realise you make it more fun by telling people not to, right?

I thought I was blowing you?

Boarding House?

[cacotopia]

It's not fun for them when I catch them. [ Mr. Yeet right here. ]

Boarding house's fine. Just a blow-and-run then?

[hislittleflower]

Fine. Don't tell me why then. I'll find out eventually. I always do.

I mean...can you fuck after you cum? I thought men were good for one only?

[cacotopia]

[ I am no man etc ]

I can do it as many times as I want. [ A great party trick for the Duchess's birthday. ] We can test it.

[hislittleflower]

Have you always been able to go as many times as you want?

How d'you know when you're done?

Don't it hurt?

cw: description of gore/murder attempt

[cacotopia]

For as long as I remember. When I get bored. I literally had my throat slashed open last month; I don't really give a fuck about pain.

[hislittleflower]

Oh shit. I didn't realise you got murdered. Are you okay?

[cacotopia]

Do I sound not okay?

[ ..,,. about the murder, anyway. ]

[hislittleflower]

...thaaaat sounds like a trick question.

Most people aren't okay after being murdered. Fucked me up the first time.

[cacotopia]

Oh. Well, I lost count a few years ago, so. Eh.

[hislittleflower]

Oh. Sad. [ :( ]

Okay, well, meet you in the common room.