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PETRE DODRESCU,
somewhere in his thirties

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[cacotopia]

only if it gives someone an existential crisis

imagine the guy's an actual vaporwave alien

or a cosplayer like the duchess

[ He continues to make no sense. ]

how long is this stupid prayer + what do i get if it ruins my shirt

[princess_of_ida]

[Ianthe chose not to chase the dumb and didn't ask what any of that meant.]

Not long. It's about seven lines long. And I can make you a cock ring out of ligaments if it ruins your shirt.

[cacotopia]

i can work with that

one line should be enough

[princess_of_ida]

Alright, I'll pause after the first line. I haven't said this prayer since I was a teenager.

Let the King Undying, ransomer of death, scourge of death, vindicator of death, look upon the Nine Houses and hear their thanks.

[cacotopia]

[ A pause. Then he switches to implant a vision in this communication — pulling on his shirt so she can see that it's clean. Wiping his face next to show her no trace of blood on his fingers.

Maybe this prayer is bullshit. It still feels damn good that it hasn't done anything so far. ]

[princess_of_ida]

[Huh. Ianthe decided to keep going then. Just in case.]

Let the whole of everywhere entrust themselves to him.
Let those across the river pledge beyond the tomb to the adept divine, the first among necromancers.
Thanks be to the Ninefold Resurrection.
Thanks be to the Lyctor divinely ordained.
He is Emperor and he became God: he is God, and he became Emperor.

[cacotopia]

[ There's no more visuals are she continues. Seconds after she's done comes another text. ]

no cock ring for me I guess

[princess_of_ida]

[Huh. Now there's some food for thought.]

I'll still make you one if you want it. What Earth year are you from?

[cacotopia]

nah

I'll earn it some other way

2023

[princess_of_ida]

I'm from more than ten thousand years in your future. That's probably why my Lord's prayer doesn't work on you.

[cacotopia]

guess so

so the guy's a baby god?

[princess_of_ida]

He's been one for ten thousand years. I hardly think that's a baby.

[cacotopia]

depends on the pantheon i guess

[princess_of_ida]

We have no other gods. It's just him.

[cacotopia]

that's rough

soooo about the devout thing

what's the story behind that

[ what's the tea behind serving a God when that's the case ]

[princess_of_ida]

How is it possible to be devout when you've studied their great works, how they came to be, and aspire to possess their power?

I earned my place as one of his lyctors. My god doesn't require my worship, just my loyalty.

[cacotopia]

nice. what are you gonna do with his power then

[princess_of_ida]

Fix his mistakes.

[cacotopia]

name one

[princess_of_ida]

Eliminating the hungry, vengeful cosmic horrors called Resurrection Beasts he accidentally created during the Great Resurrection and then let run amok for a myriad, consuming any living planet they come across to increase their mass and power. Nevermind that they continually hunt me for merely existing.

[cacotopia]

[ Okay, way more than one. ]

"accidentally" my ass

[princess_of_ida]

I don't think he intentionally created them as they hunt him too, and her was a baby God then, but they are a direct result of his actions.

Just imagine wounds festing for ten thousand years. Spreading and growing but not dying.

[cacotopia]

yeah we call that a being lab-grown, ianthe

[princess_of_ida]

Just one of many things that needs to be fixed. So many things wrong. Broken.

I don't want to talk about it anymore. Say something stupid.

[cacotopia]

i got a flamethrower guitar that's also an axe

it's stupid cool